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Recall notice

Recall notice

Product description of all recalled items: Units of all ages, all types, and all models of Homo sapiens. Defect: Loss of direction Foul vocal emissions Amnesia of origin Lack of peace and joy Selfish or violent behaviour Depression or confusion Fearfulness Idolatry Rebellion This defect has been identified as “Self Induced Negativity” more commonly known as […]

Views on what makes a sin terrible or acceptable

Views on what makes a sin terrible or acceptable

Every congregation will have it’s own view on what sins are terrible and what isn’t so bad. Here’s an example: One day Paul and Gill (names changed) started to attend the church, and everyone was pleased to see two new faces in the congregation. Everything was going well, but then they said that they were […]

Spiritual bankruptcy

Spiritual bankruptcy

Have you ever enjoyed a game of Monopoly? Or should I say, have you ever endured a game or two? It can be exciting if you’ve got a lot of property with hotels and houses. It is also good, if you’ve got some property with a house or two, and therefore you’ve got a slim […]

Really difficult situations

Really difficult situations

The crowd was packing around Jesus and everybody was jockeying for a better position so they could see Him. During this pandemonium a woman stretched out her hand, she thought: ‘If I just touch His outer garment, THEN I will be healed!’ She had suffered from constant bleeding for 12 years, she was desperate. And she had spent all her […]

Ticket to heaven?

Ticket to heaven?

Is there such a thing as a ticket to get to heaven? No, tickets are not allowed. Can you pay at the door? No …